Monday

Raining Awards, Pick Your Own, Fall Foliage & Just For Fun

I have received these new set of awards from Kitchen Queen and Sushma.Thank You so much for the appreciation and encouragement These have made my day and would like to pass them on to EC who had featured me in the budding blogger series and to my new blogger friends Rohini, Jeya, Sandhya, Sangeeta, Joanne &Siddhi. Also a thanks to my newest followers Sangeeta, Jeya & Siddhi.






PYO: Over the weekend, had been to a wonderful farm called Mingodale farm in the local area and came to know about this farm through Nakiya. It is a wonderfull small farm that had couple of rows of raspberry plants (It was so much fun to pick up your own raspberris ), kale, chard, turnips and lots of herb plants. At this time of the season they were ready to wrap up with their produce though, but we were lucky enough to pick some raspberries, get fresh dill and a bunch of kale. Here are some pictures of the plants on the farm.






From Top: raspberries plant rows, raspberry picking, dill plant, asparagus plant and  kale

And here are some of the pictures of the fall foliage from one the state parks in PA and enjoy the jokes that I received from a forwarded message.



  Little JOHNY at his best



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TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEA CHER: No, that's wrong
L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
L-JOHNY: George!

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TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me!

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TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

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L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.

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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
L-JOHNY! : Don't bite any.

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TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
L-JOHNY: I is...
TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother an d Father got married on the sameday sametime."

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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
L-Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

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L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beatin g a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
L-Johnny: Brotherly love.

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Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Teacher: What do you call a person who ! keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
L-Johnny : A teacher


Disclaimer: The jokes are not written by me but were received as a forwarded message from an unknown source.
Source: Anon

16 comments:

Priya said...

Congrats on ur awards, thanks for sharing all those virtual clicks dear..

Palidor said...

Wow, congratulations on your awards! That's really awesome. And your pictures are beautiful.

prasu said...

congrats dear on all ur awards........whish u more in the future.........pic are good dear.

Sangeetha Subhash said...

Congrats!!!that was one awesome read... and the pictures on your site are a treat to the eyes.
Thank u very much for remembering me and sharing the award with me.So sweet of u.Will post it soon..:)
Catch u later..
Have a great day!!

Sushma Mallya said...

Congraz sharada, u truely deserve the awards...was fun reading those pj....

kitchen queen said...

Hi congrats for ur awards and I wish for more to come Keep it up the picturew look really beautiful.

Pari said...

congrats on ur awards, great clicks and thoriughly enjoyed little Johny.

Kanchan said...

Congrats on your awards dear !
And it was a wonderful read :)

Joanne said...

Congrats on your awards! The farm looks like it was so much fun. And I loved the jokes. What a great way to spend my morning :D.

SE(Denufood) said...

Hey ALL...thanks for stopping by..am sure it brought smiles while reading !!

EC said...

Congratulations and thanks for thinking about me..will post it on my awards blog soon

Nakiya @ Taste of Baltimore said...

So glad you went to Mingodale! Isn't it so super cute????

I can't believe they still have raspberries! YUM

Spice said...

Congrats for your awards....and nice pics from the farm.....this year we couldn't go any fruit/veg. picking, miss that....but i kind of took a little trip with your post....and good job for making us laugh.

Siddhi Shirsat said...

hey thnx a lot for the awards...i vl put thm on my blog sun...hey nice pics of farm...u must hv realy njoyed picking up the raspbeeries...
Kul jokes of johny...:-))

Rohini said...

Beautiful clicks dear..! Congrats for the awards! And thanks for sharing it with me! Shall update them soon :)

nivedita said...

Hi
Congrats on your award!
You got lovely blog.
Enjoyed L-Johny's jokes.
Thanks for dropping in! I am following you!!

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